Who: Alyssa Milano
Where: The Project Runway finale at New York Fashion Week
Diagnosis: Identity crisis. Even though the star has made it big on Mistresses (and, yeah, made a fake sex tape, too), she apparently wants to ditch American glamour and go work for the Swedes.
Prognosis: Luckily, the solution here is simple: It’s all about rekindling Milano’s patriotism. We suggest investing in a pair of these American Apparel leggings STAT (bonus points for pairing them with these epic pumps), blasting Tom Petty’s “American Girl” and eating some Skippy peanut butter. Or, you know, just wearing either blue or yellow top solo to avoid being mistaken for the Swedish flag.
So what do you think of Alyssa’s bold primary-color outfit? Is it too much or actually much appreciated?