Open Letter

Rob Pattinson's Goatee: An Intervention

Nov/15/2013 at 11:38 AM ET

Rob Pattinson GoateeJason Merritt/Getty for GO Campaign

Oh, Rob. Sweet, sweet, silly Robert Pattinson. We know you’re going through a confusing time right now, what with your new flirtations and old loves reportedly back in your life. And maybe, in your emotional turmoil, you started shaving your face and then turned away from the mirror in disgust halfway through. Or perhaps one boo likes your face bearded and the other prefers it clean-shaven, so you’re hedging your bets. Or could it be that you just misunderstood the directions for Movember?

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Whatever the reason, this fuzzy chin strap is not your best look. Oh, sure, we know you’re not vain. There’s been this, and this, and especially this to prove that point. But when you’ve been blessed with a lantern jawline, highlighting the pointiest part of it isn’t manly — it’s sort of “Lord of the Rings Elfin Extra.” And as we all know, you are no extra in sci-fi/fantasy films. You’re the Leading Man.
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An Open Letter to Brad Pitt About His Haircut

Sep/11/2013 at 01:42 PM ET

Rhyme Los Angeles Skirt Courtesy Splash News Online

Dear Brad Pitt,

We heard the news that you had to cut your hair for a new film. And we wanted to take the time to reach out with some comforting thoughts. For though you may not realize it yet, there are some definite upsides to your new ‘do:
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