Gwyneth Paltrow isn’t just a normal lifestyle curator. She’s a cool lifestyle curator. Case in point, the latest products to hit the virtual shelves of Goop.com: glittery Edie Parker clutches emblazoned with the names of rap music’s greats. The weirdness is just getting started, though. To celebrate the new launch, we’ve rounded up the most glorious — Goopiest — products featured on the site.