Katy Perry or Cara Delevingne: Who Wore This Pepperoni Pizza Onesie Best (and Other Sentences We Never Thought We'd Type)

08/15/2014 at 05:36 PM ET

Katy Perry Cara Delevigngne pizzaGilbert Carrasquillo/Splash News Online; Pacific C

There are questions that may never be fully answered in our lifetime, like “Is there intelligent life out there in the universe?” and “Who’s the boss: Angela or Tony?” To that difficult list of questions, we can now add this: “Who wore this pepperoni pizza onesie best: Katy or Cara?”

Katy Perry had the advantage of being an early adopter, first wearing hers to wrestle with her (less than amused) dog and then unzipping the head part to walk out in Philadelphia post-concert. And Perry is a pizza promoter, wearing pizza-adorned accessories and clothing in music videos and reliably Instagramming shots of herself eating the triangular treat in Disney castles. (Seriously.)

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But then there’s Cara Delevingne, who has the supermodel advantage, as well as the bonus points she earned for being able to walk around with the face hole entirely zipped. We imagine that this is part of a tactic meant to deter the paparazzi, though we have to say that for our money, we’re more likely to notice the chick in the head-to-toe pizza ensemble with no breathing holes than we are the girl in jeans and a tee leaving the club quietly.

Of course, we’d be remiss if we didn’t point out that Beyoncé did it first. And possibly best. But it’s really up for you to decide in the poll below.

Who wore pizza best?

–Alex Apatoff

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Kat on

Tony was the boss.

Sunny on

Sorry, that just looks gross.

sybolita on

Both are fugly.

Melanie on

That is one of the ugliest and tackiest outfits I have ever seen.

DE on

Nice bed sores!

Style mom on

Is this a joke? Looks like the pizza we ate for dinner – and then barfed.

ssj455 on

I will spank it to her, I don’t care what she wears.

Amanda on

Why anyone would ever wear that eye sore is beyond me. Gross!

Oh Lord't on

Where’s the REAL choice? NONE OF THE ABOVE!!
Are these women supposed to be role models, or examples of how to dress?
Ridiculous.

Guest on

Did someone forget to take the trash out?

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