Kim Kardashian Continues Her Cleavage-Centric Figure-Flaunting Parade, World Remains Dazzled by Her Assets

06/17/2014 at 11:26 AM ET

In case you hadn’t picked up on any of her previous clues, Kim Kardashian wants you to be aware that she is extremely excited about her body right now and is prepared to show it off in a variety of ways. Would you like to see her in a bikini? She’s here for that, from an assortment of angles. Wondering how her sideboob looks in a swimsuit-turned-bodysuit? Wonder no more. How about an update on her rear view? Well, that’s what high-waisted jeans are for.

Anne Hathaway weekend styleFilmMagic; Inset: Courtesy Kim Kardashian; Splash; Getty

And in case you had picked up on the hints but hadn’t thought about Kim’s post-baby body in like, forty minutes, she’s ensuring that you remedy that immediately in her latest lineup of figure-flaunting ensembles. At Tennessee’s Bonnaroo music festival (far left), she gave a window into her torso situation by wearing a very tight, very sheer tank over a plunging nude bra tucked into J Brand white skinnies. Then for Father’s Day (center) she opted for a more “brunch formal” ensemble of baby-pink curve-enhancing bodysuit and high-waisted army green pencil skirt.

RELATED PHOTOS: More stars in swimsuits!

Finally, she took the girls out on the town in a super-plunging, super-revealing black jumpsuit with a tuxedo blazer and no bra, plus nude heels and some sky-high hair. And though Kim’s no stranger to cleavage-showcasing ensembles, she was snapped holding her jacket together in nearly every photo — a telltale sign of concern that her jumpsuit in motion might result in a nip slip. Pro tip from PEOPLE StyleWatch to any other girls attempting this same maneuver: If you don’t feel like everything is secure before leaving your house, either double down on the double-stick tape or opt for a less dangerous dress.

So we can all safely say we’ve been keeping up with the very latest events in Kardashian kleavage. Everyone finished taking notes? Any comments? Share them below.

–Alex Apatoff

Share this story:

Your reaction:

Add A Comment

Got something to add to this post? Fill out the fields below to make a comment, ask a question or share a tip. We'd love to hear from you.

Note: If this is your first time commenting on Style News Now, your comment will need to be approved by our moderator before it will appear. Thanks for your patience, and check back again soon.

Showing 187 comments

Amelia on

Trash, not class

Mary on

She looks ridiculous all the time, all she wants is attention.

reindeer on

with all her money and access to great clothes, why in the world can she dress normally for once?

emsmythe on

For once, they use the word flaunt correctly. THIS is flaunting. THIS is pretty sad.

vens on

soon, she can tuck them in her skirts :)

Just Sayin' on

this article is dripping in sarcasm…you would have been better off leaving this on the cutting room floor People! Stop accepting money from this trashy family and stop posting photos of them…WE ARE SICK OF THEIR FACES, BODIES AND THE WHOLE FAMILY

kouzes on

Unbelievable. An entire town in NE has been destroyed by a tornado but your only “activity” is Kim Kartrashian’s boobs. Unbelievable.

guest on

YUCK!!

Dave Herrington on

By far her cleavage is the most interesting part of this person and is the most redeeming quality this whole family possess, but the littlest one is pretty cute.

Amy on

Why?! Grow up and cover up!

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | … 19 | Next | Show All
advertisement

From Our Partners

From Our Partners

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 1,751 other followers

Sign up for our daily newsletter and other special offers.
    Choose your newsletters
Thank you for signing up! Your request may take up to one week to be processed.
    see all newsletters