An Open Letter to Madonna's Golden Grill

08/23/2013 at 02:37 PM ET

Madonna's GrillRemo Casilli/Landov

Dear Madonna‘s Grill,

When you first came into our lives on Instagram two months ago, we didn’t hate you (even though Madge instructed us to do just that with the caption “Dont hate me. Hate my #grilz”).

Her lashes and bright pink lip were just so fiercely on point in that photo, we hardly even noticed your golden glare all over her top teeth.

But then she took you out for another spin in Rome on Wednesday with your friends the fingerless leather biker gloves and black peek-a-boo lace bra shirt and we’re sorry, we just could not get into the groove.

So listen up, Madonna’s grill. We want you to leave our 55-year-old Queen of Pop alone and go hang around with pop stars who don’t remind us of Amy Poehler’s “cool mom” character in Mean Girls when they wear you.

No one does reinvention better than Madonna and while we’ll always appreciate her dedication to experimenting with her style, we think we can all agree that blinging out the mouths of Rihanna, Beyoncé and Miley Cyrus is much more your scene.

Your friends,

The People Style Editors

Tell us: is Madonna’s grill still in vogue or should she put it back in its case, never to see the light of day again?

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Kica on

She looks horrible AND silly

Rina on

jeez, grow up, you are embarrassing yourself. Embrace aging, it happens to everyone…..you look ridiculous.

Bibi on

Nothing about Madonna is vogue. Just desperate and pathetic.

Lisa on

I agree with all three of the previous comments posted.

guest on

Madonna and her grill are smiling all the way to the bank.

pam on

I am embarrassed for her.

TG on

She looks like an idiot. You are not 25 anymore Madonna…you look like a 13 year old with bad braces and the face lift isn’t working it either.

Trvlgrl712 on

Didn’t grills go out a couple of years ago?

Zoe on

To quote some other people on these boards…desperate and pathetic. She needs to get a little class and people would admire her more instead of laughing at her.

Tash on

Just ridiculous….that is all.

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