Tabatha's Takeover: There Are Only Three Explanations for Rita Ora's Look, and One Is Alien Abduction
We all know Tabatha Coffey, Bravo’s sharp-tongued Aussie style pro, from and her newest show, Tabatha Takes Over, which premieres tonight at 10 p.m.! And now, she’s bringing her talents online, joining us at PEOPLE StyleWatch each week to dish on some of the best – and worst – celebrity looks of the week. Keep in mind the opinions below belong solely to the stylist … though she’s probably saying what lots of you are thinking, anyway!
Today, she takes on Rita Ora, whose look is a puzzle we can’t solve:
Ha, ha, PEOPLE StyleWatch, you got me again! Wait, what? This isn’t an April Fool’s Day joke? This is real?! OH PLEASE NO.
Where do I even begin with this debacle? I guess I’ll start at the top. Her hair is a complete and utter mess. This is what Olivia Newton John’s character Sandy in Grease would look like if she rolled out of bed the morning after singing “You’re the One That I Want.”
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And what’s with that giant cross necklace? Is she protecting herself from a fleet of vampires who like to prey on celebs wearing Sailor Jerry-inspired pillowcases from the Spencer’s Gifts clearance bin? This dress looks more like home décor than fashion. One word: ick.
I guess the red lips are okay, but the necklace with the dress and the gold bag and boots makes me feel like A) she got dressed in the dark, B) she lost a bet and this is what she had to wear in public or C) she was abducted by aliens.
Do you agree with Tabatha? Or do you think Ora’s look works in its own weird way? Tell us how you feel in the comments below, and be sure to tune in for tonight’s premiere on Bravo!