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Style Rx: Angelina Jolie's Sleep-Inducing Side Effects

02/14/2013 at 06:00 PM ET

Angelina Jolie dress Rene Macura/Invision/AP

Who: Angelina Jolie

Where: At the American Society of Cinematographers awards in L.A.

Diagnosis: On first glance, patient appears to be perfectly normalZzzzzzz — sorry, what were we saying? Oh right, despite her inoffensive appearance, patient continues to inspire spontaneous narcolepsy in passersby. We believe she’s suffering from a case of extreme wardrobe lameness with possible amnesia about her age (37), due to the fact that she dresses much older.

Prescription: Though this is not an urgent case (she still looks beautiful, after all) it is a recurring issue: we can’t remember the last time we saw the star in a non-neutral. Hypnotism therapy is required to convince the actress that boring is not better, and that she can still be taken seriously in a bright dress. By slowly introducing color, flattering fabrics and fun shoes into her life, we believe she can be completely cured within the year.

Tell us: How would you cure Angelina Jolie’s underwhelming outfit?

–Alex Apatoff

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rachel on

jennifer aniston sleep inducing side effects for 44 years with her boring personality

Liz on

I love her style. It’s flawless and it’s her. She went from wild child grunge to sophisticated mother of 6 with a style that’s effortless.

kate on

I like her style . it totally fit her body. She doesn’t have to be a certain way you like her to be. She can be what fit her best and that is mature, elegant and chick look. Stop analizying and jeallouing.

forestcityyouth on

I would show her a picture of herself at last year’s Oscars

Sylvia Lowe on

The article is right about something.She needs to dress her age and wear some color.When she wears color.She look so much better.

 

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