Comments on: John Mayer Wants a Haiku About His Hair

By: Laurel

Laurel — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:45:27 +0000

award winning hair
even my mom wants to touch
silky like ribbons

By: Waiting on John Mayer’s haircut to change :: SONGSPEAK.COM :: music + lyrics + tv + movies :: quoting things and making mixtapes

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 14:10:48 +0000

[...] now it seems he’s shaved his head, buzz cut style. Some people say he looks like Jim Carrey. Oh… If you care to write a haiku about his hair, People [...]

By: Jesse

Jesse — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:17:44 +0000

People who complain and say he’s vain or weird: CHILL OUT.
It’s called sense of humor.

You don’t have to take everything seriously.
He was obviously joking around to avoid any of those nosy questions about his personal life.
I like this dude, he’s funny, he’s not boring, and he’s just a real, fun, artistic guy. You barely see that in showbiz now.

By: Sasha

Sasha — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 18:43:31 +0000

helmet of chestnut
the razor has won
locks in a pile
its too hot anyway

it was here
fluffy, bouncing
pantene cared
but now its gone gone gone gone gooooone

Mayers hair
long lost love
did he have to fall asleep
with clippers in his hands

By: Trish

Trish — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 17:19:07 +0000

This guy is making fun of himself and most of you don’t have a sense of humour. He is so ridiculous he is funny. Shish!

By: Patricia

Patricia — Wed, 21 May 2008 01:50:10 +0000

Wannabe Tom Cruise,
Who cant get his own hair-do,
qeer strange obsesed freak.

By: Katie

Katie — Sun, 11 May 2008 21:48:24 +0000

It’s John Mayer’s hair…
Apparently it’s silky
But it’s not that great.

By: Kristin

Kristin — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:44:41 +0000

It’s perfect, flawless
So broken in, so you
Your sexy new “do”

By: Jen

Jen — Thu, 08 May 2008 21:34:45 +0000

This is what is wrong with most celebrities. They have the power to draw so much attention to anything they want, but instead of bringing attention to important issues, he’s drawing attention to his hair.

Sad

By: sava

sava — Thu, 08 May 2008 03:12:47 +0000

the hair is awesome
the hair of john mayer rules all
Respect the mayer locks

By: Jen

Jen — Wed, 07 May 2008 20:57:24 +0000

He’s an idiot

By: Matt Mason

Matt Mason — Wed, 07 May 2008 14:55:39 +0000

kenny loggins says
it best, john mayer: highway
through the danger zone

By: Danielle

Danielle — Wed, 07 May 2008 03:49:02 +0000

You write lovely songs
But you are still a huge tool
See ya July tenth!

By: brit

brit — Wed, 07 May 2008 01:38:22 +0000

thank GOD he cut it
before it looked like s**t
still hate his music

By: Christi

Christi — Tue, 06 May 2008 21:42:51 +0000

Michael J Fox once said, “I got tired of turning on the TV and seeing my own face,”
Good job on the haircut John

By: Bored

Bored — Tue, 06 May 2008 20:53:06 +0000

Shaggy locks removed
Feathers feathers everywhere
Eighties style couture

By: Walter Disney

Walter Disney — Tue, 06 May 2008 20:44:29 +0000

Dive belly dive
Reinstate my soft ego
with looks that kill.

By: Jade

Jade — Tue, 06 May 2008 20:12:05 +0000

Bring back a feeling.
There’s a reason for this hair.
Not about the look.

By: Mel

Mel — Tue, 06 May 2008 19:00:29 +0000

Shedding the past
Nourshing rich black soil
Reviving yourself

By: Hector Alvarez

Hector Alvarez — Tue, 06 May 2008 18:55:38 +0000

John Mayer’s hair is
what makes the world go round and
my soul led me here