John Mayer Wants a Haiku About His Hair

05/03/2008 at 01:30 PM ET

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After a May Day blog post about his new look, John Mayer — and his new feathered ’80s-haircut–headed out to New York’s Soho Friday night, still talking about, yes, his newly shorn tresses. “I want everyone who reads PEOPLE magazine to know how important this haircut is,” Mayer said outside the Comedy Cellar after performing a private performance standup routine inside. “It’s important because it draws people together. Feel it. Run your fingers through my hair, and tell me what it feels like.” And hair was the only topic on Mayer’s mind, having brushed off questions about his Miami weekend with Jennifer Aniston, saying, “Forget about blogs.” Instead, Mayer took this reporter’s hand and insisted that she run her fingers through his hair again — and again. “Run your fingers through it all the way and describe what it feels like,” he said, before demanding, “Now, write a haiku about what my hair feels like.” It couldn’t be done on the spot. “That’s the thing,” he said. “No one can do it,” before climbing into the front seat of his car and driving away. Tell us:Can you write a haiku about John Mayer’s hair?

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Anonymous on

it is so stupid
his eightys hair looks like crap
John Mayer go away

Jaimee on

it is so stupid
his 80s hair looks like crap
John Mayer go away

Lynn on

John Mayer’s 80’s hair
so soft and silky to touch
he makes the girls cry

Katie on

The silky softness
Body is a wonderland
How lucky is Jen?

Personally, I’m loving Mr. Mayer’s new do. Congrats to Ms. Anniston for scoring this kind of man. Vince who?

Ali on

Joy Of Life

Cut to lightness silk
Youth joy dries on spring dawn walks
Locks toss, fingers run

crystal on

what a loser

Becky on

Here is my Haiku:

John – get over it
Your hair is not exciting –
Nor is your swimwear

Tiffany P. on

haiku 1.
black,shiny, soft hair.
it’s feathered to perfection.
and very silky

haiku 2.
you want to be mike.
so you got your hair feathered.
but you are still john.

Meredith on

Long silky brown hair
Luxuriously Handsome
Nice, John Mayer, Nice.

Barbara on

You know John may be a very nice guy but he is always doing something really weird/off the wall. Maybe it’s just for attention or maybe he really is a fruit loop. ;)

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