Joanie's Take: The Inside Scoop on America's Next Top Model
Model and America’s Next Top Model alum (cycle 6) Joanie Dodds gives a weekly insider’s view on the hit show.
This episode was all about being sexy (not sleazy). I loved it! It kicked off with Tyra herself photographing the girls. It was all about sexy with a side of scary. The girls wear these great opaque colored contacts and have crazy makeup and hair — all very vampire. It reminds me a lot of our “crying” photo shoot last season. I loved CariDee!! She gets so into her roles. Bravo!
Then it’s time to bring in the fabulous Dita Von Teese (bet her husband Marilyn Manson would have loved the earlier shoot) to teach them to be sexy with props and almost strip! Anchal is sexy and beautiful- definitely my pick. Click through to the next page to read the rest of Joanie’s Take on this episode.
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Afterwards, the girls meet up with Cathy Gould from Elite Model Management. Talk about making a person nervous! This is the woman who will be giving the winner her contract! And what do they have to do to wow her? Put their lessons from Dita to the test and do a runway show with serving pieces on the very table that Gould is dining on! CRAZY!! Melrose wins the challenge. I’m so over her, although she did do well. (Am I just jealous because I only ever won one challenge?)
The next part of the challenge made walking down the dining table look like a cake walk. A sexy photo-shoot with — wait for it — Fabio! I see the point, since he’s been on a million romance novel covers, but did you know he is almost 50 years-old? No wonder some of the girls felt uncomfortable. He’s old enough to be their dad!
At deliberation, I must say this is the first time in a long time that I agreed with everything the judges had to say about the girls. The judgments were fair and very true. I was so sad to see Brooke go — especially since she was there being eliminated instead of attending her high school graduation that night! She graduated Magna Cum Laude in my book. And onto next week. . .